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		<title>Raptor Attacks!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[God! What a horrible day it was, getting attacked by a Raptor at 9:00 AM IS NOT COOL. No, it isn&#8217;t, I don&#8217;t care what your definition of cool is, seriously&#8230; Yeah, if it were Raptor Jesus, that would&#8217;ve been cool, or an Orbital Frame&#8230;but no, I&#8217;m referring to something more evil! More sinister! Vile [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">God! What a horrible day it was, getting attacked by a <a title="Raptor?" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raptor" target="_blank">Raptor</a> at 9:00 AM <strong>IS NOT COOL</strong>. No, it isn&#8217;t, I don&#8217;t care what your definition of cool is, seriously&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://kobochan.org/assets/raptorRise.jpg" alt="Raptor Jesus" width="278" height="399" /></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Yeah, if it were <a title="Raptor Jesus?" href="http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Raptorjesus">Raptor Jesus</a>, that would&#8217;ve been cool, or an <a title="Orbital Frame?" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zone_of_the_Enders_(series)">Orbital Frame</a>&#8230;but no, I&#8217;m referring to something more evil! More sinister! Vile and Satanic! Not a dinosaur either, other adjectives include: &#8220;malefic, wicked, depraved, vicious and so on&#8230;&#8221;, but the one that describes it the best is&#8230;dumb. Yes, <strong>DUMB</strong>:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://kobochan.org/assets/raptor.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://kobochan.org/assets/traptor.jpg" alt="Raptor Thumbnail" width="363" height="282" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #888888;"><em>[Click it for a bigger size of this stupidity]</em></span></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">It&#8217;s <strong>RAPTOR</strong>! An acronym actually, stands for <strong>Rapid Algorithmic Prototyping Tool for Ordered Reasoning</strong>, clever. BUT! What a horrible thing to use! I know it&#8217;s supposed to be used by beginner programmers, so why the hell do experienced, heck, I dare say it, <span style="color: #888888;"><a title="Tacos con Crema" href="http://www.seamlessweb.com/finedining/img/VendorMenuPlusTabContentImages/lg_1711_5.jpg"><em>(Por echarme crema a mis tacos)</em></a></span> professional programmers, use it? Quoting my teacher:</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;"><em>So you can remember the basic principles of programming and using arrays without those advanced tools you&#8217;ve grown so used to.</em></p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">OK, fine, she has a point, but those wonderful <strong>SQL Databases</strong> and <strong>Queries </strong>are what make programming <strong>EZ</strong>. But I digress, the purpose of this rant is, that I could&#8217;ve finished a stupid exercise in 3 minutes in <a title="C#" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C_Sharp_%28programming_language%29">C#</a> instead of using this compiler piece of crud without <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Data_Definition_Language">DDL compatibility</a>, that&#8217;s right, I had to use <a title="Array" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Array">Arrays</a> to save data. Raptor Jesus, do you know how long it took me!? 3 damn hours, <strong>THREE</strong>.</p>
<p>This thing goes beyond the scopes of practical programming for beginners, it screws data types and you have to write ALL the code, so, something as beautiful as this:</p>
<blockquote><p><code><span style="color: #0000ff;">for</span>(<span style="color: #0000ff;">int</span> i=0;i&lt;=5;i++)<br />
{<br />
<span style="color: #008000;">//do something.</span><br />
}</code></p></blockquote>
<p>Will look horribly like this:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://kobochan.org/assets/horribleFor.jpg" alt="Horrible For" width="245" height="325" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #888888;"><em>[Oh, did I mention you can't use 0 to initialize variables, nor point to arrays with it, I mean, seriously, WTF, those poor <a title="Mayan?" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_civilization">Mayans</a> invented the damn number for a reason! And yeah, notice the condition for the Loop. You see it? Compare it with the For's condition if you don't see it, then laugh maniacly]</em></span></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Anyways, this is a horrible way for <a title="noob!" href="http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/25/Noobsensor.jpg">n00bs</a> to begin programming, what makes me sad is that this is not an old application! That last version got out on<em> May 18th, 2007</em>. The worst part is, this is what they use to teach programming methods at <a title="UACJ" href="http://www.uacj.mx/">UACJ</a>. Kill me. You want my suggestion, try coding in <strong>C#</strong> or<strong> C++</strong>, even if you are n00b, there are a lot of awesome guides and tutorials, visit <a href="http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/beginner/bb964631.aspx">MSDN</a> if you are into C# <em>(The future in Windows Programming and <strong>ASP.NET</strong>)</em>, you learn the basics while working with the hard stuff.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">So yeah, what a dumb program to use, but it was perfect for a dumb rant heh~ Anyways&#8230;</p>
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