Raptor Attacks!

May 7th, 2008 | Tags: , , , , ,

God! What a horrible day it was, getting attacked by a Raptor at 9:00 AM IS NOT COOL. No, it isn’t, I don’t care what your definition of cool is, seriously…

Raptor Jesus

Yeah, if it were Raptor Jesus, that would’ve been cool, or an Orbital Frame…but no, I’m referring to something more evil! More sinister! Vile and Satanic! Not a dinosaur either, other adjectives include: “malefic, wicked, depraved, vicious and so on…”, but the one that describes it the best is…dumb. Yes, DUMB:

Raptor Thumbnail

[Click it for a bigger size of this stupidity]

It’s RAPTOR! An acronym actually, stands for Rapid Algorithmic Prototyping Tool for Ordered Reasoning, clever. BUT! What a horrible thing to use! I know it’s supposed to be used by beginner programmers, so why the hell do experienced, heck, I dare say it, (Por echarme crema a mis tacos) professional programmers, use it? Quoting my teacher:

So you can remember the basic principles of programming and using arrays without those advanced tools you’ve grown so used to.

OK, fine, she has a point, but those wonderful SQL Databases and Queries are what make programming EZ. But I digress, the purpose of this rant is, that I could’ve finished a stupid exercise in 3 minutes in C# instead of using this compiler piece of crud without DDL compatibility, that’s right, I had to use Arrays to save data. Raptor Jesus, do you know how long it took me!? 3 damn hours, THREE.

This thing goes beyond the scopes of practical programming for beginners, it screws data types and you have to write ALL the code, so, something as beautiful as this:

for(int i=0;i<=5;i++)
{
//do something.
}

Will look horribly like this:

Horrible For

[Oh, did I mention you can't use 0 to initialize variables, nor point to arrays with it, I mean, seriously, WTF, those poor Mayans invented the damn number for a reason! And yeah, notice the condition for the Loop. You see it? Compare it with the For's condition if you don't see it, then laugh maniacly]

Anyways, this is a horrible way for n00bs to begin programming, what makes me sad is that this is not an old application! That last version got out on May 18th, 2007. The worst part is, this is what they use to teach programming methods at UACJ. Kill me. You want my suggestion, try coding in C# or C++, even if you are n00b, there are a lot of awesome guides and tutorials, visit MSDN if you are into C# (The future in Windows Programming and ASP.NET), you learn the basics while working with the hard stuff.

So yeah, what a dumb program to use, but it was perfect for a dumb rant heh~ Anyways…

Post Tits or GTFO

  1. May 7th, 2008 at 21:09
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    damn. Well that’s not even good for beginners. They should start in something easy AND useful, not something utopic. Sure, it illustrates the idea but not the act. And believe me, it’s easier to grasp the idea when you do the act.

    sidenote: rap-thor

    back on topic, .net? a fad (or not, but there’s a but). Code for multiple platforms and code for posterity, a language tied to a corporation’s agenda is sketchy thing to do.

  2. May 7th, 2008 at 21:21
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    I know I know, it’s the only thing I don’t like, but keep in mind that the OS on most computers still is suck a$$ windows, so take advantage of that for your program’s end users.

  3. May 7th, 2008 at 21:23
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    Indeed. code for windows but don’t get rusty on the up and coming OSes. Feel the flow of the force, it’s quickly heading towards: not windows. Hopefully some rich dude will finance a new OS that isn’t linux, windows or OSX but a totally new one with the pros of all of them. If microsoft wasn’t so intimidating, this would already have happened :( … but since it’s getting olddd :P

  4. May 7th, 2008 at 21:27
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    Yeah, I completely concur, the future might not be windows, nor mac, nor linux, but I still support open source as well as corporate bastards, hey they give you the tools, why not use ‘em? And no, I shouldn’t get rusty, gotta install the new Ubuntu on one of my PCs, ASAP, but I’m trying to get an oldy-lappy for it, and begin some PHP/C++/mySQL coding done.

  5. May 10th, 2008 at 15:48
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    hahahaha poor mayans!!! dude i liked a lot the image of raptor jesus!!! anyway… 3 years ago, was the last time i used C++ and for me, it doesnt exist anymore haha

    have a nice weekend

  6. May 10th, 2008 at 15:54
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    ohhh and i forgot: check mi blogspot, there’s now a link to your blog, i hope u do the same… :p

  7. May 11th, 2008 at 21:01
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    Si wey, soy mamón por escribir en Inglés y q’ hahahaha! Gracias por comentar!